Let it ride.
Buy in, pick your floors, call a slipper, close your eyes. Every win rides up a floor with the whole pot. After each floor, keep dreaming or cash out, and let Grandma have her say.
×10 a floor. Every win rides up with the whole pot.

A winning dream took 24 hours on the median. Most end on the first floor.
practice · pretend money on this device; set up your wallet to dream for real
Odds from a year of ETH 1-minute candles, replayed. The past year is not the next one: resampled by month, $100 in 4 floors at 500× runs 1 in 35,000 to 53,000; a bust came after 14 minutes on the median. Your money stays on Papertrade in your own account: our session key can open and close, never withdraw. The server closes at the target, so you can sleep for real; Papertrade fills the close at its own price a moment later. A big win can wait in Papertrade's payout queue before it's yours to take out. Without a wallet set up, you dream on pretend money on this device, at the chain's prices.

Do not disturb
This opens the curtain; the dream keeps going. Wake up now is on its row.
